Tree in the House

It's time for the crazy people to bring trees indoors. And they're not very useful trees. The one my perosn has is so prickly and scratchy, and you can't climb them. What's the point? The only good things are that I now have another bowl of water to drink from, and all kinds of dangling, shiny things to pull down and play with. Now if only my person uses lots of that curly ribbon stuff. I love to chew on it!